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Remove film from box and load camera.
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Remove film box from puppy's mouth
and throw in trash.
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Remove puppy from trash and brush
coffee grounds from muzzle.
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Choose a suitable background for
photo.
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Mount camera on tripod and focus.
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Find puppy and take dirty sock from
mouth.
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Place puppy in pre-focused spot and
return to camera.
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Forget about spot and crawl after
puppy on knees.
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Focus with one hand and fend off
puppy with other hand.
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Get tissue and clean nose print from
lens.
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Put cat outside and put peroxide on
the scratch on puppy's nose.
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Put magazines back on coffee table.
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Try to get puppy's attention by
squeaking toy over your head... Replace your glasses and check camera
for damage.
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Jump up in time to grab puppy and
say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
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Call spouse to clean up the mess.
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Fix a drink.
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Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink, and
resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay".
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DECIDE TO CALL
PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHERS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
